Everything Under the Sun

As of my next birthday, I think I might have met almost everyone I'm ever going to meet.

Over the last few months I've really started to notice some eerie similarities between the people of my childhood to people I meet today. I've come to the conclusion that all the new people I come across are really just updated versions of someone I've met before. Therefore I now have the opportunity to make better decisions regarding new associations. I don't know why this never occurred to me before!

There was the guy who seemed really interesting until I realized all his most profound ideas came straight out of those sports movies about underdogs who always win in the end. Yeah, he's the only exception. I can't make that decision twice. But when I do meet High School Hunk2.0, all he's getting is a high five!


Then there was ThePrince O'Folly. The Prince O'Folly is so pathetic that he's almost endearing. He's always an hour late, and doesn't have a car(running... because his broke down, but he's got two in his garage); he can barely keep a job; he doesn't have a home, so he's always sleeping on your couch; he's super enthusiastic about everything for about a minute and will drop a fortune on a good party. Sometimes its hard to believe he won't ever get his shit together. Fun for a night of partying, but probably not worth taking out a mortgage for. Prince O'Folly Digitally Remastered: I gots my eye on you... I mean your IOU.

Who could forget that girl who was constantly in the middle of her very own after school special? Her life was always falling down around her ears. If it wasn't her parents, then it was a troubled sibling, or a cheating boyfriend. No fault could ever definitively be linked back to her, But I'm quite certain when the world ends, she'll be texting whoever brings it all down in the end. I know now when I meet DramaQueen the Final Chapter, to call the professionals and stand behind the police lines away from the falling debris.

There are wonderful people too. The Friend-O-Matic:there for you faster than you can say "Cake Batter";The Teddy Bear:A great snuggle, but too often forgotten on park benches; The Guru: Wax On! WAX OFF!; Zaphod Beeblbrox :deservedly the centre of the universe; and of course the World's Biggest Fan:you know who you are.


Thankyou

G




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